Disclosure

Most of the basic stuff that applies to all my other websites (of which there may or may not be many) applies to this one as well:

• This website can and may only be viewed by people I have specifically cleared for this purpose through rigorous evaluation of their character. All visitors welcome.
• I hold all the legal rights to all the content on this site. Except for the assets I obtained using extralegal means.
• Most of the content on this site contains gratuitous use of foul language, descriptions and depictions of graphic violence and explicit sexual content. Appropriate for all audiences.

Lastly and most importantly, you can't sue me.

Well, OK, you can. But what exactly are you going to argue in court, honestly? I have crafted every sentence on this page with utmost care and in a highly ambiguous manner – with the help of several lawyers, I might add – specifically to cover my ass. So realistically, you have no chance.

To be frank, you should just give up and leave.

If you are still reading this you are obviously a legal expert or a scholar of some sort and are therefore aware that everything written above is obviously bullshit (the more observant among you may have even noticed I also accidentally sort of admitted to a crime). If that is indeed the case, kindly reach out so that we may discuss the terms of my surrender.