Intro

Welcome to the All My Homies Hate MTG zone.*

I've been playing Pokémon TCG since I was a kid. Nothing fancy, just games between friends. Things have changed since the early days, however. As a grown-up with disposable income I can now indulge in this hobby to a degree my childhood counterpart could have only ever dreamt of. You should've seen the decks he used to play with. Loser.

Anyway, quick tour. Pages Links and Rules contain everything needed to build decks and play. The others contain the builds I own, sorted by format. That's pretty much it. I wouldn't even be explaining this but I felt like I needed some filler on the first page. Starting with no prelude just doesn't feel right, you know?

If I'm being honest, though, this whole resource really only exists to serve two specific purposes. First, it gives me a quick access to the list of rules and helpful links if I need to look something up. Second, it shuts up this one friend I have who once quipped that the only reason I always win when we play with my decks is because I have the cards memorized and he doesn't. No excuses left now, motherfucker!

* Before anyone in the know accuses me of occasionally indulging, allow me to remind you that no undoctored photographic or video evidence of me playing Magic exists. So good luck proving it in court, dickwad.