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From: Rose Adams

To: Steve

Subject: Hello

Hello Dear, Nice to meet you, my name is Rose Adams i so how are you doing i really want to know you as a friend i saw your contact at if you are interesting below is my email for easy communication ( because i have important issue to discus with you thank and God Bless you

From: Steve

To: Rose Adams

Subject: Re: Hello


OK, you have my attention. What is this 'important issue' you wish to discuss?

With best regards,

From: Rose Adams

To: Steve


Hello My Dear.

How is life over there in your country,i hope that you are in atmosphere of peace and love.Mine is fine over here in Dakar.i thank you so much for your interest over my proposal mail to you and happy to read from you.

I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. With due respect , trust and humanity, i appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter, i will really like to have a good relationship and partnership with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you,

Please as you Know My Name is Miss Rose Adams Mbuloo, 25 years old originated from Sudan. only daughter of Adams mbuloo, My late father was the Deputy General Manager with CNPC Oil Company at Khartoum refinery in Southern Sudan, My late Father Dr Adams mbuloo was killed along side with my beloved mother during the last crisis in my country when Janjaweed militant came to our house, and that was what sent me away from my country as i made escape only by God's special grace,

You can read more about my country (

After the burial of my father, my uncle conspired and sold my father's properties to a Chinese Expatriate and live nothing for me.On a faithful morning as i was cleaning my father's room , I opened my father's briefcase i found a file containing some important documents recording that my beloved late father deposited the sum of $4.500, 000 Four Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars in one bank with my name as the next of kin.

I tried to write to the bank to withdraw the money so that I can start a better life and take care of myself. the Branch manager of the Bank whom I write directly to said they can not allow me to clam the money as a refugee, he also told me that my father's instruction to the bank was the money be release to me only when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas but he advise me to look for a honest and reliable person that will represent me as my trustee so that they will release the money to me.

I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you are the true person to help me. More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my uncle have threaten to assassinate me. The amount is $4.5 Million and I have confirmed from the bank . You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country.

However, you will help me by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment, As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately.

In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message from you indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to yourself please I beg you do not to disclose until I come over to your country once the fund has been transferred to your account because I am afraid of my wicked uncle who has threatened to kill me, i hope my explanation is very clear but if you need further clarification then go ahead.

Yours Sincerely,
Rose Adams

From: Steve

To: Rose Adams



Thank you for writing back.

If I understand your situation correctly, you presently have no money and you fear your life is threatened. In exchange for helping you relocate, obtain the assets your late father left you and enrol into a university, you offer 30% of said assets as compensation for my troubles.

It seems to me that you have severely overestimated your bargaining position. If my above summary of your situation is indeed correct, it would not be an exaggeration to say that your life is in my hands, metaphorically speaking.

Keeping all that in mind, I propose a different arrangement.

In exchange for my troubles, I shall claim 70% of your late father's assets. Furthermore, you will be expected to clean my apartment - which I will have bought with the aforementioned funds - for the rest of your life. Lastly, if you complete your studies and find a decent job or even get married, you will be expected to pay me no less than 20% of your net monthly income for the period of 30 years. If you fail to meet any of the latter two demands, or indeed both, I shall claim your firstborn as my property and do with them as I please while you will be deported back to Sudan.

These terms are not negotiable.

You may find this cruel. And your assessment may indeed be correct. However, I will ask you this: does this behavior - exploiting a person down on their luck, possibly in financial trouble and under a great deal of stress - remind you of anyone else?

In any case, have a nice day and I expect to hear from you soon.


From: Rose Adams

To: Steve

Subject: Thanks For Your Sympathy.

Hello my dear,

How are you today? Hope you are well and healthy. How is your job? I hope and pray that fine.I am so happy to hear from you today. Please send my greetings to all members of your family.I wish you all the blessings of Almighty God, please, I want you to be honest and kind to my situation and help me with, while the heart sincerely, when I sent my message life story to you, I wanted to know how you will react because we never met or known before, however, is the power of God.

Meanwhile, I'm writing from the Rev. Pastor, one of the pastors in the church here, I told you about the office, he gave me the privilege to his computer twice a day and also said it is possible to receive calls from his phone to speak with me.This is Pastor Desmond cessay number 22 178 63 360 86 when you call tell him you want to talk to the girl Miss.Rose Adams,
so he can send for me to come to his office and talk to you, because the church has two hostels one for women and another for men
Please try to understand that I have no source of income to make calls and with me, Following is the address where I'm staying

My Full Name: Rose Adams Mbuloo
The address field of the UN: Lot 1275 track Senghor, Female Hostel No16
The name of our church (Christian Life Church)
Reverend Name: Rev Desmond cessay
Dakar Senegal 221
Country, Senegal
Rev Father Telephone +221 78-633-60-86

Please I want you to send me the above information

Your full name ...............
Home & Office address...........
Phone Number.....................
Your picture........

In response to this email, I will send all contacts of the bank where the money was deposited by my late father for you to contact them and ask them to release the money to your account in your country and I mean the above information is required, I am happy to hear from you soon, God bless you and your family!

From: Steve

To: Rose Adams

Subject: Re:Thanks For Your Sympathy.


Given that you chose to contact me again, I shall presume you have accepted my revised conditions in exchange for my help. That is indeed very good news.

In your response, you cite a number I should call in order to discuss the continuation of our partnership. I regret to inform you I do not own a telephone. I used to own one, but then one day 2009 called and demanded its ancient technology back, so I had no choice but to oblige. I can therefore only communicate via internet - specifically via text - or telepathically.

As for the information you require, I am happy to oblige.

Full name: Stephen Charles Alexander
Home & Office address: 12 Pollock's Path, The Peak, Hong Kong; I work from home
Phone Number: As I said, I don't own a phone
My picture (although I don't see why this is necessary):

I await an email from your late father's bank.


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